thinsquids:

yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha

(via midwestwindinmyface)


toryashleyy:

calins:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD SOMEONE HELP

why is this so funny

toryashleyy:

calins:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD SOMEONE HELP

why is this so funny

(via happilygoingnowhere)


I feel like most of my life choices can be summed up with this gif:


unsmokable:

matchingisoverrated:

demonhiccups:

I decided to bleep out the lines on “I’m a Boss Ass Bitch” so I can listen to it properly in church. 

IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

I had high expectations and I was not let down

(via clannyphantom)


jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

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That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

(via foreveralone-lyguy)


thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

(via simply-christy)



RUNNING INTO MY BOYFRIEND’S EX

howdoiputthisgently:

SOBER:

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DRUNK:

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embracethishope:

quinngingerlove:

archicide:

"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone

Plus the sequel “we never got closure”

And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”

all I know

(via clannyphantom)


pubicles:

Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am

(via lillystateofmind)


absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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(via lillystateofmind)


WHEN ASKED IF IM READY FOR THIS WEEK TO BE OVER

howdoiputthisgently:

I’M LIKE:

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teaseon:

ultrafacts:

Want more facts? Visit the Ultrafacts blog!

The national geographic one gets me all the time.

(via lifefuckingfree)


inrowlingwetrust:

theblackship:

ilvalentinos:

robert-pattinson-hates-his-life:

Rob talking about a stalker he had in Spain.

HE COMPLAINED ABOUT HIS LIFE. 

TO A FAN.

FOR TWO STRAIGHT HOURS. 

Bless this man.

the man. the myth. the legend.

Crying.

(via simply-christy)