mainstreetinternet:

The science witch trials

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lisaspliffson:

All she did was ask what his name was

(via foreveralone-lyguy)


lesbianvenom:

seventeen magazine has officially lost it

lesbianvenom:

seventeen magazine has officially lost it

(via simply-christy)


telapathetic:

i just wanna know what my house smells like to other people

what is worse is knowing what your house smells like to others

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marieannelise:

When there’s too much shit you need to get done at once

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bloodyoathmate:

those people who insult you and then act like the victim when you say something about it

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admhawthorne:

onceuponawickedphan:

It got better.

Yes, it really did.

(via jacobpittslovelyface)


octemberfirst:

abqandnotu:

merosse:

TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

“HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT”
“YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATOR” 

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ilovekartoffeln:

Bless this man

(via midwestwindinmyface)


i aint understand how lunch was 10:45 in elementary school yung thats breakfast pt. 2 


kurloser:

roaminromans:

MY FAVOURITE PICTURE OF THE QUEEN 

EVERYBODY ELSE IS LIKE SHOCKED AND MORTIFIED AND SHE’S JUST LIKE “BUT THE PARTY HAS ONLY JUST STARTED MOTHERFUCKERS”

kurloser:

roaminromans:

MY FAVOURITE PICTURE OF THE QUEEN 

EVERYBODY ELSE IS LIKE SHOCKED AND MORTIFIED AND SHE’S JUST LIKE “BUT THE PARTY HAS ONLY JUST STARTED MOTHERFUCKERS”

(via simply-christy)


foreverpruned:

trap-princessx3:

semicouture:

suckonmynick:

mariahcareys:

ALL HE WAS GOOD FOR WAS DICK AND THAT BIG MAC

when her mixtape drop?

Iconic

Me

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chainsawpunk:

wow she really can play any role

chainsawpunk:

wow she really can play any role

(via tyleroakley)


surprisebitch:

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

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